DangleBong™️ Titanium Water Pipe

DangleBong™️ Titanium Water Pipe
DangleBong™️ Titanium Water Pipe
DangleBong™️ Titanium Water Pipe
DangleBong™️ Titanium Water Pipe
DangleBong™️ Titanium Water Pipe
DangleBong™️ Titanium Water Pipe

DangleBong™️ Titanium Water Pipe

$171.19

This is a water pipe.
It is made of titanium.
Yes, it's unnecessary. But is it? 

The DangleBong exists because glass breaks, plastic gets weird, and we wanted something that could survive real life without needing to be treated like a museum object. Titanium is absurdly strong, surprisingly lightweight, corrosion-resistant, and wildly overqualified for this job—which makes it perfect.

It’s modular, meaning it comes apart easily for cleaning, packing, or for when someone asks, “Wait… is that titanium?” Every piece is precision-machined for a tight fit and smooth airflow, because if we’re going to make something ridiculous, it should also be very well made.

Compact enough to travel. Durable enough to drop. Minimalist enough to leave on a table without immediately explaining yourself. The DangleBong is built for everyday use, outdoor detours, and people who like their gear to quietly flex.

You don’t need a titanium water pipe.
But you also don’t need good boots, a sharp knife, or a reliable lighter—and yet here we are.

Features

  • Solid titanium construction (yes, actually titanium)

  • Lightweight, durable, and extremely hard to destroy

  • Modular design for easy cleaning and storage

  • Precision-machined components for smooth airflow

  • Compact form factor for travel and everyday use

  • Minimalist industrial finish that won’t embarrass you

  • 18mm fixed downstem

Built tough. Designed with a sense of humor.

The DangleBong™, an unbreakable bong you will surely be passing down to your favorite grandchild.

The included 18mm UltraSucc Titanium bowl is made from elemental, medical grade titanium with not one, but 5 holes for an even burn and easy cleaning. The DangleBong Titanium Water pipe is also compatible with your favorite 18mm accessories.

Also included with your DangleBong Titanium Water Pipe is a RubbPlugg rubber plug. The silicone plug is a convenient place to store your bowl while you are out adventuring on your way to get HighOutside.

The DangleBong measures 7" tall to strike that balance between a good cool hit, and compact Dangleability. With the bowl and the RubbPlugg the whole piece weighs 133 grams. An essential piece of lightweight titanium outdoor gear

Customer Reviews

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Garry Hudson
The A1 bong of all bongs!

Better than any other.Beyond description.

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Karl Werner
Epic smoking utensil

If ya keen on a coupla bamboo schooners but ain’t keen on smoking through an upcycled isotonic sports drink bottle then this Covid approved (medical grade titanium) water pipe is the one for you. Not only can you rip a meeeeeean as fuck hottie with it but it also makes a grimy fuck such as myself feel quite nice and fancy.
I highly recommend
Five stars thanks
I’d give it more if I could